Cubone EA - one of my earliest screen names. I used it back in my Jazz Jackrabbit 2 gaming days (I always played as Spaz!). I would join a server, type my war-cry, (THE BONEMASTER WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!) and fought like mad to win the level before someone else did. However, after a while, I gained a reputation as a deluded wacko, and became one of the most disliked JJ2 players out there. Soon, I would join a server, and players would either flee for their sanity to a different server, or ban me. (kick me out and not let me back in) oh well. I guess I yelled to much. Time to move on...............

Smasher Bob - Another Jazz Jackrabbit 2 screen name. Joined, acted weird, and got fried, because I talked to much (in JJ2, when you chat, you can't move.) Darn.....

Clone 1 - JJ2 again. I would sit in one spot, having a perfectly normal conversation with another player, then pause. When my conversationee asked why I wasn't responding, I would suddenly burst out "ME PSYCHO!" everybody in the game would stop moving, and then I would take the chance to attack, then act perfectly normal again for a while. But after a while I got bored, and so changed my name again.

Lemming 1545 - My newest, and most favorite, screen name so far. Most places that I sign a guest book for, submit anything to, or send an E-Mail to, I'm Lemming.

Tolfor - This is my new gaming name, used for Halo PC online multiplayer. For those who wonder, it derives from a Latin book in which the meaning of a word ("to" or "for") was italicized as to/for. The font used in the book made it look like it said "tolfor," and it took me about a week to figure it out. : P Once I did, though, I decided I liked the sound of it, and thus, Tolfor.

Various Diseases - Yes, it sounds odd, but it's true. Nothing's quite as fun in Halo as killing your opponent and knowing they just received the message "you were killed by The Flu," or "you were killed by Malaria." Best one so far is "you were killed by Tuberculosis."